Backwards In High Heels

Pants (subtitle: Bum Note)

A quick, is it just me? post.

You get out of the bath and put your knickers. 'oh they're low at the back' you think ' silly me I've put them on backwards'.

So you take them off, turn them round only to find they are now even lower at the back because you had them the right way on to start with but didn't realise how hummungous your rear end was.

Lost - One Brain

I have had two days where my mind has been on holiday and forgotten to take the reast of me with it.

It started when I had to go and buy a mobile phone from Argos for my grandparents....and managed to leave my own phone behind. 

So this morning it was back to Argos stopping for petrol first...where I went to pay for the petrol before putting it in.

I was just chuffed that the person who found my phone handed it in and it's come back safe and sound as I do rather personalise my objects. When my luggage went missing in Amsterdam airport for 24hrs I was worried sick as my suitcase doesn't speak Dutch.

Yes that's how my mind 'works'.