Pants (subtitle: Bum Note)

A quick, is it just me? post.

You get out of the bath and put your knickers. 'oh they're low at the back' you think ' silly me I've put them on backwards'.

So you take them off, turn them round only to find they are now even lower at the back because you had them the right way on to start with but didn't realise how hummungous your rear end was.

Comments

[China Blue]

Hahaha, oh dear! I'm now humming 'National Express' by The Divine Comedy: 'But it's hard to get by/when your arse is the size/of a small countreeee'

Seriously, I wish I had that problem. Nobody every looked at me and sang the 'Baby Got Back' song. Work it :-)

[Abs]

Happens to me too. Also, when my knickers start falling down at the front, it's not cos they're too big for me, it's cos they can't contain my tummmy.