Backwards In High Heels

Members of the BEDD Jury, I Beg For Clemency

I know, I know the whole point of BEDD is to blog every day in December but yesterday I missed it...I have a really good excuse though...

By the time it got to my blogging hour, usually about 10pm, I was in agony. I've had a strange problem with the back of my throat for ten days, right where the tongue joins (oh it's like a physiology lesson today isn't it). At one point I was on the ceiling, it felt like a needle was in there. I hadn't thought been eating needles (far too many calories)

So after being prodded this morning the consensus from the doc was this is most likely a problem muscle (still got antibiotics cos everything's red back there). I've sprained the back of my tongue. Still playing up next week and it's full mirror and BBC size camera down the throat.

Stop sniggering at the back. And yes I have heard all those jokes today. And no, I did not injury it doing any of those things which you pretend not to watch on the internet. It was probably a huge coughing fit.

Last year I was within wincing distance of Gene Simmons's famous tongue during a press conference. If he sprains that his medical insurance is fekked.   

I'm on Fire

Do you have an apple cart that needs knocking over? A baby to make cry or an elderly relative you'd like tripped up? Then call Beki now...

I swear since the hairs gone redder I've got a bit fierier. This is good. I finally stood up for myself in lots of situation. I scrubbed 'mug' from off my forehead. I may have replaced it with idiot though.

Seriously, after a mini life laundry (which has been stressful and upsetting), I've managed with my brilliant ability to be an idiot to  upset one of the people who has shown me good grace and believed in me (and God knows why they do anything as mad as that!). Hang on there's someone at the door....back in a sec...

Back now. It was DHL with a parcel of home truths for me, just in case I'd wasn't aware that I'm a mule. Eee-ore.

The In Crowd

I love twitter, I make no bones about that. And like many twitter users I follow a number of celebrities out of nothing more than pure nosiness. Nosiness is one of my driving forces but Twitter is also very useful in the writing/comedy world to find out who's doing what, where and when.

What I have noticed is when you follow a little band of celebrities who know each other, their to and fro twitter conversations between themselves appear in your feed. For the last two days there's been a group of four female celebrities twittering away at each other, sharing a day long in joke, and all I could think of was school days. Remember when you were sat in the corner and the cool clique were discussing their hugely interesting existence? It's just like that.

I've never been in the 'in crowd'....bloody hell, even my imaginary friends as child formed a clique and kicked me out...