Members of the BEDD Jury, I Beg For Clemency

I know, I know the whole point of BEDD is to blog every day in December but yesterday I missed it...I have a really good excuse though...

By the time it got to my blogging hour, usually about 10pm, I was in agony. I've had a strange problem with the back of my throat for ten days, right where the tongue joins (oh it's like a physiology lesson today isn't it). At one point I was on the ceiling, it felt like a needle was in there. I hadn't thought been eating needles (far too many calories)

So after being prodded this morning the consensus from the doc was this is most likely a problem muscle (still got antibiotics cos everything's red back there). I've sprained the back of my tongue. Still playing up next week and it's full mirror and BBC size camera down the throat.

Stop sniggering at the back. And yes I have heard all those jokes today. And no, I did not injury it doing any of those things which you pretend not to watch on the internet. It was probably a huge coughing fit.

Last year I was within wincing distance of Gene Simmons's famous tongue during a press conference. If he sprains that his medical insurance is fekked.