How Greece's Economic Woes Will Benefit The UK

Lucky for us, the Greek economic debacle will benefit us in the UK in the long term.  When Greece is finally broken up for parts, the islands we inherit can be moved to link mainland UK to the Channel Islands, creating the new county of ChannelShire. Then we can suck up lots of lovely tax from Bergerac and his mates thanks to our new 'land straw'