Two Birds, One Stone

As a total aside I'm sure 'two birds, one stone' was quite frequent for Mick & Keith in the 60s...but I digress...

The story that caught my eye the other week was one regarding a regigging of the wedding service to include the baptism of any children the couple already have. The Church have had to accept that people try before they buy.

Would I be heartless to suggest another double ceremony - wedding and funeral? Then you could marry a millionaire with a dicky ticker, give him a heart stopping kiss after he's signed on the dotted line and bury him. Jobs a good 'un and you haven't wasted two outfits.

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[Around My Kitchen Table]

Love it! Must find myself a millionaire with a dodgy ticker.