Caravan Capers

Once again my friend who inspires me to poetry has done it again with tales of her Easter Break...

It is an unwise man
Who niggles his wife
In the confines of a caravan
When she’s armed with a knife
This sort of behaviour
Is nothing but foolery
And can lead to testicles
Being made into jewellery
A wife is precious
And should be given her due
To save your meat and two veg
Being made into stew
When a wife in a caravan
Is without her HRT patch
Be thankful to come away
With only a scratch.

humor, humour, hrt, hrt+poem

Comments

[china blue]

Must be great to have a muse! Hilarious poem, I've Stumbled it (have a look at the StumbleUpon site) so others can have a giggle.

[Elise]

I came across your lovely blog through your header quote. I used to be able to buy greetings cards with this quote on - but now my local retailler has stopped selling them, and I feel I'll have to make my own ! I just wondered whether you had used the quote for anything other than your blog ?

[jeanette]

Hello i found your site by accident (looking for an exam congrats verse) but it is excellent

Jea xx

[Beki]

Thanks Jea - I don't think my verses will ever be in Hallmark cards hehe!!