Move Over Hallmark

Some new greeting card verses to help you through all life’s experiences. Today:

Killer, Queen.
I apologise to the nation
For my over zealous use of pesticide
Which I sprayed too close to her Majesty
And inadvertently committed Regicide

Legs Akimbo
As an outing I know
You don’t associate it with cheer,
But it literally will be a knees up
When you have your cervical smear.

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