Warts and All

Time to get the blank greeting cards out again…

When You Leave Your Ex With More Than That Loving Feeling
I know we have broken up
But you remain deep in my thoughts
Because I need to tell you
Get checked for gential warts

I Hear You Have Acute Angina
Boom-bang-a-bang, Boom-bang-a-bang
Sounds great in a song
But when it’s your heart
Something’s gone wrong

For The Snip
For your sperm it’s the death knell
Here’s hoping the vasectomy goes well

Tech Tags: comic+poetry, greeting+card+verses, heart+attack, angina, genital+warts, vasectomy, the+snip, comedy, humor, humour

Comments

[Attila the Mom]

I can't stop laughing...

You really should try to market these!

[kim]

lmao your google searches will be hilarious

[Stegbeetle]

Re: When You Leave Your Ex With More Than That Loving Feeling...

You never really thought I'd have
The nerve to walk out didya?
Oh, by the way, you really ought
To be checked for Chlamydia.

[china blue]

That's hilarious - gave me my first laugh of the week!
Hope you don't mind me linking you - great blog.

[Kate]

Tee hee - love these :-)

[Ally]

Fantastic!

I have tried to contribute and given up :).

[Pop Poet]

On Leaving

I'd like to look at your face for a final time
Before I kiss you goodbye.
But since your lips were botched with collagen
I'm scared they'll take out my eye.