Time for another post to 'Verses For All Occassions'. I listened to your requests and taking on board life as a whole, here's some for your blank cards for when Hallmark lets you down.
The Exam Failure
Sorry you failed your exams
Don't give yourself stick
Because with the parents you've got
It's no surprise you're thick
or
So, you failed your GCSES
And as qualifications go
You'll have to make do
With your latest ASBO
For the Owner of New Breasts
Your face is all wrinkly
Your love life's down the tubes
But at least you can stay home
And play with your lovely new boobs
(anyone sending this to Lea will be smacked in a non-sexual, non-fun way)
Amicably Splitting From Your Boyfriend Who's Now Gay
When you told me that you were gay
It came as a mighty shock
But I wish you every happiness
In your search for long hard cock
Making Sure Your Husband/Boyfriend Understands the Rules During the World Cup
Yes, you can watch the World Cup in bed
But don't expect to be given head.
Lea has a hell of a lot more miles on her than 35. I wonder how many times a day she falls over on her face.
Your greeting cards are all a smash, but I like #1 and #4 (gay boyfriend) the best.
Give Zuzu a kiss from Uncle Poopie.
Posted by: Adm. Pooper | 02 June 2006 at 09:40 PM
Brilliant! I can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Attila the Mom | 03 June 2006 at 01:14 PM