Never have so few, been hated my so many in such a short time. (I typed that without smoking a cigar)
Friday night was marvellous with the repugnant, self-absorbed Sleazy Sezer being evicted. If you would like to relive the moment when the conceited little twerp found out he was as popular as piles click here. He was given the boot (sadly not literally) with 91.6% of the vote.
We should apologise to our European neighbours who probably heard the boos that greeted Twerpio on his departure.
Hopefully the misogynist short arse will now be hunted down by the militant wing of the Women's Institute and made into git jam.
His leaving sent shockwaves through his 'team', not least his inhouse love interest Imogen. To date her beauty appears to be purely external; she is rather like a mannequin and about as animated. Everytime I hear her Welsh accent I lament the loss of the coal mines. She would have made a great pit prop.
Mikey almost came to life as leader was expelled but it may just have been the woodworm in his limbs regrouping that caused the effect.
However, if you think my bile expulsion should now diminish with the loss of Sezer you would be wrong as there lurks an even greater abhorrence in the house in the guise of Grace.
When Sezer was second in line for the handout of conceit in a bucket, he was stood behind Grace. The love child of Edwina Currie and a Moomin, Grace knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. She equates money to class and celebrity to worth. Her bitchiness seemingly knows no bounds and I cannot bring myself to repeat her vile aspersions. I can only hope what goes around does indeed come around.
What I do find particularly offensive is her ranting that she and her comrades (Imogen, Mikey, Nikki and Lisa) are 'normal' and the others are freaks. I look forward to receiving my freaks membership card with 10% off at Ebay.
In conjunction with her harpies Nikki, Imogen and guttersnipe Lisa they like to rip shreds out of Sam (behind her back naturally, to her face they are sweetness itself). The teenage pre-op transsexual is ample fodder for their stitch and bitch sessions. Sam may have the knob me dears but it is you that act like one.
I would like Grace, Queen of the Self-righteous, to fully explain what makes her so normal and the others 'freaks'. Is Pete a freak because he has tourettes? Sam because she is a pre-op transsexual? Richard because he is a camp as a row of tents gay man? Or is it just because they have minds of their own and have made life choices that may be different to but as valid as our own?
I'm loving watching Pete, Lea, Richard, Aisleyne and Glyn at the moment. Pete is a natural eccentric who oozes creativity and a desire to learn. Lea is vulgar and bawdy but wonderfully honest about being vulgar and bawdy; she is a genuine fake. Richard is a master politician. Aisleyne has the measure of girls like Grace and it is a joy to behold. And finally, lil Glyn. He may die in Lea's cleavage the way it draws him in, but I think he'd like to go that way. The lad from the valleys is like fallen snow and such a change from the usual jaded fare BB coughs up. (See, I can do nice too, it's just not as much fun to read!)
Erm, I have to come clean here, I'm a BB virgin. I've never seen it. But after this I suppose I should pay it a visit.
Posted by: St Jude | 05 June 2006 at 06:27 AM
Hello found you through St Jude. Finally somebody who has commented on BB. I can't help it, I'm addicted. I hate most of them, but that's part of the whole point. I love shouting obscenities at the screen it makes me feel so much better. As for that Nicky, give me a gun I'll soon put her out of her misery...
Posted by: a.c.t. | 06 June 2006 at 12:38 PM
I wholeheartedly agree with you Beki! x
Posted by: Alice Kirby | 07 June 2006 at 04:00 PM