It is now 12:20am, and the kittens have finished their 12am feed. Now I will spend the next two hours panicking over whether they have taken enough milk.
I am watching Big Brothers Big Mouth, presented by Russell Brand who is growing on me day by day in a non-fungus kind of a way. He was interviewed on Jonathan Ross the other day and that had me in fits.
Big Brother has imploded over the last few days. After 2 walk outs, an ejection and an eviction the numbers have been bolstered by two new housemates Aisleyne and Sam.
Aisleyne is a promos girl, I'm sure I've seen her at some of the races but without being rude, they do come from a limited set of moulds. I reckon she will be able to stand up for herself - don't be fooled by the blue eye shadow and peroxide hair.
Sam is the epitome of recent BB fodder, she is in fact a he, an 18 year old pre-op transexual. She is very understated, certainly in appearence when compared to,as will happen a lot, to BB5 winner Nadia, a post-op transsexual.
Of the rest what can I say?
Sleazy Sezer, grotty geezer. He is coming across as a conceited little smart arse. Sezer is well on the way to receiving a level of booing on leaving the house that may be mistaken for a sonic boom. Richard is lining up as Brutus...
Sezer's in house love interest Imogen (an Argos version of Catherine Zeta Jones) is already tabloid fare as they report she has had liaisons with no fewer than three top flight football players - Cristiano Ronaldo, Dwight Yorke and Lee Trundle. Silly girl. She's gone for all up front players thus leaving her team woefully short in defence.
Imogen has also complained of not being able to have a proper poo since entering the house. Remove your head from your own arse, dear, that might help.
Elsewhere...Mikey. The greatest threat to Mikey is an outbreak of Dutch Elm Disease. He is listed as a Software Developer on his profile. I think this means he makes cushions. He is also a model, possibly an Airfix, do they do trees?
Lisa, from Manchester, appears to be pre-scripted by the writers of Shameless. Fucking appears to be her favourite, if not sole, adjective. And we thought Pete had Tourettes. For the sake of your liver do not play the drinking game where you drink a shot each time Lisa swears as within 5 minutes you'd be comatosed.
Nikki is 24 years old with the body of a 12 year old (bar the bought boobies) and the tantrum skills of a 3 year old.
Well that has filled some time before the next feed!
God, you have fun with that program! You should become a color commentator: you are much funnier than doing play-by-play.
Posted by: Adm. Pooper | 31 May 2006 at 03:08 AM
Ugghhh! Last night's Sleazer was too much for me to bear. I can't wait to hear the boos when he gets booted out. I still think Nikki is good value and she puts the wind up Grace who is the other person apart from Sleazer in the house that I just love to loathe. Just how far up her own arse is Grace? Ooooohhhhh, these people just make me think, "If I were in the Big Brother house I'd......."
Posted by: Ms. Mac | 31 May 2006 at 07:41 AM