The tabloids are a feast of sex shame today. I applaud the celebrities and politicians involved for ensuring our red top headline writers are kept busy, I'm sure it was their only motive.
John Prescott's affair with his secretary revelation has led to the inevitable new moniker Two Shags in most of the papers. I was more than shocked when I first heard the news on TV as I just heard the snippets 'Prescott, affair, Secretary' as I left the room and came back to see home secretary Charles Clarke on screen - well it would have explained his ears.
If you believe what is being written about Kevin Costner it would appear The BodyGuard should have guarded his body.
One thing all these tawdry revelations mean - The Now Show will have plenty of fodder to choose from for Friday night.
And a little verse inspired by today:
John Prescott has been a naughty boy
And when you consider he is no looker
His debating skills must be top-notch
To have convinced Tracey he should have his wicked way with her
God bless Frankie Howerd
tee hee . . . love the verse :-)
Posted by: Kate | 27 April 2006 at 03:14 PM
Oh, thanks for the mental image of Prescott and Charles Clarke. I'll never sleep again.
Posted by: Keris | 05 May 2006 at 06:28 AM