Backwards In High Heels

It's A Good Feeling

Yesterday I laughed till I cried, my jaws ached and my sides hurt. Isn't that a wonderful feeling?

I'd love to share the source of hilarity with you but I can't as it is a birthday card I've bought for Miss M's birthday at the end of this month. Remind me then!

Something else that brought a wry smile to my face. As we all know hell has no fury as a woman scorned and if that woman be from Yorkshire it is worse again.

So I tip my hat to Mel B, who gave birth to her baby on the birthday of the father who claims it is not his, Eddie Murphy - that, as they say, is timing.  I am prone to believe my tyke sister is more than certain and honest of the paternity and if she comes away with a big fat wad of his fortune I hope she spends it on parkin and whippets.

laughter, mel+b, scary+spice, yorkshire, yorkshire+women

A Serious Responsibility

My good friend Miss M has berated me for only writing 379 words of my novel so far. Well Miss M I must tell you it is partly your fault*.

Miss M is getting married and I have been given the huge responsibility of being Bridesmaid/Commander in Chief. I take this role very seriously. So instead of writing my novel I have been pouring over my duties and designing Miss M's wedding dress and headdress.

Miss M and Mr M are both Welsh and as such I have taken great pains to pay very subtle homage to their background in her outfit and have come up with this:

And she wonders why I don't have time to write....

* actually the pitiful word count is a mix of hand rear kittens and the start of the motorsport season and having to do properish work for a change

A Word To The Wise

Unlike <famous actor>, my wisdom tooth is coming out.

I was very impressed with my new dentist yesterday, even after the news the tooth and I are to part company. I don't have a filling in my head, my gums are superb and all in all my toothypegs are exceptional - that is the nearest I've had to a compliment on anything physical of mine in a long time!

So in about three weeks time I am off for my first visit to a dentist for something other than just a check up.