Backwards In High Heels

Just In Case You Hadn't Guessed...

...my new year's blogging resolutions are

- blog when I bloody well feel like - inconsistently

- blog complete and utter bollocks.

That aside things I have been doing when I could have been blogging are working, getting a new job, writing (crap) and watching Celebrity Big Brother.

I am head over heels in love with this season of Celebrity Big Brother. It is the most glorious smorgasbord of nut jobs, deluded and bordering on normal celebrities to date.

Stephen Baldwin, God botherer extraordinaire and Vinnie 'Everything I do and Say Is Right, Geddit' Jones are like a live action play of The Odd Couple.

Say it like you see Stephanie Beacham - this is her 21st century Tenko.

Nicola T - the glamour model who isn't going to bother Mensa, but what a lovely thoughtful girl she is turning out to be.

Alex Reid - a loveable prat and I mean that in the nice way. When Pope Stephen starts to bible bash Alex I am behind the cushion - it is that scary.

This is just the programme I need to ease my poor sodden brain into the year with. Don't let it be the last one :(

Perspective please

It's snow that's been forecast, not a nucleur holocaust. Take cover and stay calm.

Repeat Offender

Well I won't say how I couldn't blog yesterday due to hurting my eye, given there was no sympathy for my sprained tongue...just lots and lots of innuendo.

Remember how I wasn't fazed or beating myself up about putting 2lb on last week? Well last night at Slimming World, I lost it - see, told you so, told you so. Getting in a shame spiral is no help - that's usually what gets you to the high end of the scales in the first place. Tomorrow I'm off for a lovely 3 course Christmas lunch. I will be eating everything and not worrying :)