Have a wonderful week ahead, yes, even you dirty old men
06 November 2011
04 November 2011
Men: Don't Get Spugged (Sperm Mugged)
Men, are you worried about being spugged (sperm mugged)? You have every reason to be worried, it is a desirable resource. Take sensible precautions.
If you are approached by a strange woman offering you M&S sweets, just say no.
Sadly some women have a worrying mind-set, they believe spuggery is acceptable. They are the kind of women who find slogan t-shirts from Top Shop, which suggest men ask to be spugged, hilarious. They are habitual Shiraz drinkers. They often have faces like shrews.
Or, as I believe the latest Welsh Police Anti-spugging campaign will state, stop wearing those low-cut v-neck t-shirts, going out after dusk and drinking. Consider getting a man burka.
Keep those treasure chest testicles safe, boys. Liz Jones is still at large.
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