At Christmas I got a pair of novelty slippers. They look like cows, are huge and moo if you press on the right spot.
Last night, I found Funny Bunny my cat being, ahem, overly friendly with the slippers. He is neutered but obviously the beauty of bovine slippers overrides the lack of testicles.
Tonight I am sat in my study. My slippers and Funny Bunny are in my bedroom. I've just heard the slippers moo. Funny Bunny obviously pressed the right spot.
It really is something when your footwear gets more loving than you.
*snort* "Oh yeah, baby! Make me moo!!" Hmm, cats are strange creatures.
I'm told, by people who know about these things, that it's all about quality not quantity, however if you dressed in a cow costume and laid on the floor I'm sure Funny Bunny would demonstrate his affection for you too
Posted by: Stegbeetle | 17 January 2008 at 09:49 AM
Well clearly, you are wearing the wrong footwear darling. I find heels accompanied by stockings work a treat.
Posted by: Thursday | 22 January 2008 at 07:31 PM
Oh Bahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: Attila the Mom | 29 January 2008 at 12:23 PM