Backwards In High Heels

For My Friend....

For my friend, you know who you are!!

My friend takes things so literally
So her doctor got quite a shock
When he said she may need a new organ
So she grabbed hold of his cock

A Word To The Wise

Unlike <famous actor>, my wisdom tooth is coming out.

I was very impressed with my new dentist yesterday, even after the news the tooth and I are to part company. I don't have a filling in my head, my gums are superb and all in all my toothypegs are exceptional - that is the nearest I've had to a compliment on anything physical of mine in a long time!

So in about three weeks time I am off for my first visit to a dentist for something other than just a check up.

Introducing...

We really are gobsmacked at this end. All six kittens are still going strong, here they are (click to enlarge)

Still eyes closed, we haven't sexed them yet but they are all easy to tell apart with different markings and they are provisionally called Taz, Bobbin, Pip, Flint, Pug and Whizz. They can wee and poo for Britain so would hardly class them as the best pot pourri to have the living room!

Off to the dentist in a minute - the wisdom tooth is feeling much better and seems to have cut a path for itself so fingers crossed I'll get the all clear and no excavations needed!!