Backwards In High Heels

Caravan Capers

Once again my friend who inspires me to poetry has done it again with tales of her Easter Break...

It is an unwise man
Who niggles his wife
In the confines of a caravan
When she’s armed with a knife
This sort of behaviour
Is nothing but foolery
And can lead to testicles
Being made into jewellery
A wife is precious
And should be given her due
To save your meat and two veg
Being made into stew
When a wife in a caravan
Is without her HRT patch
Be thankful to come away
With only a scratch.

humor, humour, hrt, hrt+poem

For My Friend....

For my friend, you know who you are!!

My friend takes things so literally
So her doctor got quite a shock
When he said she may need a new organ
So she grabbed hold of his cock

I'm So Judgemental

Well not so much judgemental as a mental judge...

If you write bad poetry and want to express your feelings about what it is to be a woman in today's world then get ye to Cheaper Than Therapy and enter...

I am one of the honoured judges of the bad poetry competition (no point sending me bribes though as they are sent to me anon to score)

So enter your bad poetry and/or go vote on those who have already dared to brave our Midol tongue lashings.

Remember it is good to be bad...